(Source: nostalgiicx)

How to finger a girl

gypsiesblood:

1. Use your tongue

(Source: she-wants-the-eod)

hplyrikz:

I can relate to this

hplyrikz:

I can relate to this

They say a person needs just three things to be truly happy in this world: someone to love, something to do, and something to hope for.

Tom Bodett (via feellng)

  • bae: come over
  • me: do you have food
  • bae: my parents aren't home
  • me: are they coming back with food

dolphinlife:

dolphinlife:

Eat It Up.

Damn lmao this was funny

babyjoylove:

goldenxpvssy:

queencyann:

maarksavage:

Lack of sleep. My bed head.

😍😍😍

cutie

Why can’t my hair be like that

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

SLEEP TIME IS NOW
SWEET DREAMS HUMAN
I WILL BE HERE, SHARING MY WARMTHS 
I GOOD DOG
I KEEP MY HUMAN SAFE 

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

SLEEP TIME IS NOW

SWEET DREAMS HUMAN

I WILL BE HERE, SHARING MY WARMTHS 

I GOOD DOG

I KEEP MY HUMAN SAFE 

  • 14 years old: I'm young but I know what I want. This isn't that hard, I'm all grown up already and have everything figured out.
  • 17 years old: Well, this is a little harder than I thought. School is almost ending. What am I going to do with my life?
  • 21 years old: What the fuck is going on? Where are my socks?

troyleryoutube:

tylersmintgreenhair:

life-sandwich:

officalumhood:

i want to punch a wall

"No, go fuck yourself."

Iconic.

This is perfect

(Source: baebyspice)

2nd-star:

this basically sums up my dog

2nd-star:

this basically sums up my dog

(Source: exames)